EFCC Chairman Sent To Jail!!!

Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Lamorde has been found guilty of contempt by an FCT High Court which also ordered him to be remanded in prison until he divulges himself.

Justice Peter Kekemeke also ordered the Inspector General of Police to effect the chairman’s arrest within two weeks should he fail to comply with an earlier orders of March 8 and December 5, 2012 to release the practicing certificate of Mr Innocent Onwu, a lawyer whose rights were violated. The court also ordered EFCC to publish an apology through a national newspaper and the sum of N50, 000 as compensation.

EFCC spokesman Wilson Uwujaren who confirmed the jail sentence said the commission will appeal against the order of the court.

Madiba: Tribal Leaders Prepare For Mandela's Death!!!

Nelson Mandela’s tribal leaders including his heir Madla have been told to prepare for his death as he remains critical in the hospital on life support. This came after series of family meetings in the past few days. South African government as well as many other sources confirmed that he is not able to breathe unassisted any more.
Mandela, a Methodist will be given a Christian burial in the Eastern Cape, elders confirm it is against Xhosa culture to discuss the death of a living person but that they have now been alerted to prepare for his passing regarding tribal rituals that will be observed by the family and the nation throughout during the funeral.

Pretoria hospital where Mr Mandela has been treated for the past 20 days has held host to well-wishers who lay flowers and cards calling on the world icon to get well.
South Africans, and now the rest of the world are beginning to accept the fast-approach of the international statesman's final rest.
President of South Africa Jacob Zuma however calls for more prayers even though he says that South Africa has to accept that Madiba is old.

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Okota Police Lagos: A Tale of Harassment, Intimidation, Terror, Disservice...

Inspector-General of Police

 

When the inspector general of police gave an order that outlawed checkpoints the Nigerian public applauded. A relief that would see an end to the extortion that has become second nature to the police force in Nigeria was welcome.

Then, it was said that some elements in the police tried to resist that order, but the IGP stood firm, and Nigerians applauded even more. From goings on in Okota area of Lagos one could sense that elements opposed to the instilling of professionalism have now found ways to pervert it.

Sources in Okota confided in ceeceereports that checkpoints simply moved from the roads to the streets. The police now stay with them in the neighbourhood, harassing motorists, okada and keke drivers. After all said and done, hands must dip into pockets! The police doesn’t lose some would say. They report irritation from constant the ‘brawling noise’ and scuffle from uncouth elements in the police.

Many people got in touch with ceeceereports to pour out their grievances and experiences with the Okota Police. Police is your friend! Not so? Ikenna (surname withheld) early that morning was driving his fiancée, a student, to the bus stop from where she would use public transport to University of Lagos (Unilag). They were happily discussing the events that they want to define their future until, suddenly, a ‘danfo’ bus double-crossed them.

Screeching tires, screams and tremble that it could be ‘one chance’ type of robbers. The fear did not abate as the first set of gun-toting men that jumped down from the vehicle were on mufti. They started harassing, intimidating, pushing, searching, shouting obscenities. They thoroughly debased Ikenna. Ikenna is a graduate. He convinced his girl to proceed to school and let him take care of the issue.

Lagos State Commissioner of Police

 

They impounded his vehicle and promptly drove it to the Okota police station close to Chemist bus stop. Bundled him into their rickety danfo bus and forced him to take them to his house. Like worms they burrowed in his house leaving it like a madman’s den. Ikenna said they even threatened to break into his father’s room. Then they moved to his shop in front of the compound and carted away wines on the claim that they were fake wines.

Only a few witnesses could summon courage to come close. The policemen were up to ten in number, some on mufti, some regaled in bulletproof vests, some wielding handcuffs and big sticks, all toting guns, which combined to give the impression that Ikenna must be a member of a certain criminal gang.

Eye witnesses who said they asked the most noisy of the policemen to tell them what Ikenna did to warrant this treatment told ceeceereports that the officer simply said ‘he does not cooperate with us, he passes us every time but he does not cooperate.’ Thus they carted away the cartons of wine, allegedly telling sympathisers to come to the station if they want to help.

Ikenna himself said he knows the policemen who would sometimes stop him and ask for his papers. He said he was later granted bail for a sum of N20, 000, and the Okota police celebrated his ‘release’ with some bottles of the ‘fake’ wines.

Since this arrest, Ikenna has been arrested two more times by the same Okota police. That is within a space of two weeks which prompted him to contact ceeceereports.

Obi (surname withheld), another resident of Canal Estate, Okota told ceeceereports of how he was beaten black and blue by a team of policemen, on a Saturday morning while he left his house for morning exercise. Dressed in complete sports attire, the policemen asked him questions bothering from the bizarre to the downright idiotic. This kind of encounter ensued under a chaotic circumstance as Obi noted a stench of rancid breath (apologies Wole Soyinka) of stale liquor oozing from their mouths.

Police: where are you going?

Obi: jogging

Police: where is your ID card?

Obi: It’s at home

Police: what do you do for a living?

Obi: business

Police: what kind of business?

Obi: buying and selling

Police: call somebody to bring your ID card

Obi: oga I said am going to jog, my phone is at home, my wallet is at home

Then what followed was like; ‘are you teaching us police work?’ Then they ordered him to ‘enter motor’. When he attempted to insist on his rights, they launched mass beating on him under the pretext they were trying to arrest him. This stopped and they let him go when residents of the estate started to gather at the scene, but not without a warning that ‘we go still get you’.

Another person, Emmanuel (surname withheld) who spoke to ceeceereports said that on his day, he just visited a bank at the Ago Roundabout, after which he went to the nearby bus stop to hitch public transport to his destination. Lo and behold, the danfo bus he made to enter was those of the Okota police with about seven of them inside.

Lagos State Police Public relations Officer

They ordered him to continue and enter the bus that he is under arrest. He refused. Before he knew it, about seven others hanging around had encircled him trying to force him inside the bus. Emmanuel said some of them where putting their hands in his pocket in a manner that suggested they were searching him. He said that as he tried to know what some are doing with a part of his pocket, others would be dipping their hands in another part of his pocket.

He said that they only backed down when he threatened to petition the Lagos State Police Public relations Officer. He said that like juju, all of them jumped inside their bus cursing him and yelling obscenities at him as they drove off.

Well-meaning Nigerians say that the IGP must continue with the reform of the police especially as it regards grassroot policing in order to weed out bad eggs and negative policing. A policeman who spoke to ceeceereports on the condition of anonymity said ‘they will only transfer him (a policeman who involves in misdemeanour) if you report him. Maybe they may take him to Abuja and he will continue there.’

Manchester City dealt Isco blow with the Malaga starlet preferring move to Real Madrid

Napoli claim Manchester City are unwilling to meet Edinson Cavani's buyout clause

Liverpool sign Sevilla's Spain Under-21 forward on a long-term contract

Liverpool have agreed a £9 million fee with Sunderland for goalkeeper Simon Mignolet

Former Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez wants to bring unsettled Anfield ace Luis Suarez to Napoli

Chelsea signed a new £300 million kit deal with Adidas. The biggest in United Kingdom

Chelsea set to beat Manchester United to the signing of Dutch youngster Marco van Ginkel

Chelsea to spend £10 million on Saint Etienne youngster Kurt Zouma

David Moyes will meet with Wayne Rooney next week to discuss the striker's Old Trafford future

Manchester United yet to table an offer for Benfica's Nico Gaitan, according to the player's agent

Manchester United are set to sign Thiago Alcantara after agreeing personal terms with the 22-year-old

Carlo Ancelotti is driving Real Madrid to a sensational move for Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney. Meanwhile the striker is keen to join Jose Mourinho at Chelsea

Gonzalo Higuain agrees terms with the Arsenal over £22m switch
- PSG settle on Fabio Capello with the Italian reported to have signed a one-year contract to replace Ancelotti. PSG is believed to have bought his contract with Russian national team.

- Tottenham set to sign Brazil midfielder Paulinho for £15 million

- Barcelona's Xavi Hernandes again attacks Chelsea boss Mourinho over Iker Casillas treatment

ceeceeReports: Anambra Big Boy Marries Today 22nd June

ceeceeReports: Anambra Big Boy Marries Today 22nd June: Anambra big boy George Bosa Anyaegunam relaxed after successfully wooing his heartthrob   So, cute Miss Sylvia Anuli Mmeke follows ...

Anambra Big Boy Marries Today 22nd June

Anambra big boy George Bosa Anyaegunam relaxed after successfully wooing his heartthrob

 

So, cute Miss Sylvia Anuli Mmeke follows him anywhere he goes. And he goes everywhere

 

 

 

When ceeceereports tugged at the emotional Bosa about his sweetheart, his eyes dilated, and he whispered: 'My Creamy Love'. Today he follows her back to her home state.

 

And his Creamy Love Sylvia says that if she could rewrite the bible, she would say that she who findeth Bosa findeth the best

 

They are one. Dress as one. They hold hands. They tell jokes. They laugh. They cuddle. Imo State stands still as they start today the consummation of a union made in heaven.

 

CONGRATULATIONS

Big Brother House Of Immorality In Pictures And Protest

Nigerians protest the Big Brother house of immorality!

 

 

LETTER TO DSTV ON BBA FROM AFRICA YOUTH

I urge and plead with All Africa Youths, let's ask DSTV to give Us a BBA where Africa Youths go and discuss, proffer solution to solve Africa Problems not this morally loosed show where single parents who can't keep their relationships go into the house to show their fallen breast, drug addicts, porn stars , ill-mannered people mix up and get rewarded. Ha! Having sex in the public with somebody who is not your spouse? God have mercy! The demon of sexual immorality has etched its ugly head into the show hence the next sane option is to nip the programme in the bud.

The BBA is all about immoral behaviour and that is why it attracts lots of fans. They even prefer open sex every day. There is no single thing to learn from the programme, they just promote sex and immorality. It's time we ignore it & speak up against it, for what it's worth.

How long does it take to imbibe a habit? 21 days! And BBA runs for 90days, subtly making people addicts to bad habits. Say No to TV shows without value. Reality shows with immorality is a No No!!!!!!

PLS get us programmes that'll teach us to fight poverty and BAD LEADERS!!!

And help African youths to be Self-Reliant!!!

Let's share this till it gets to the culprits!!! >>

Bless!!!

King of Clay Rafael Nadal Seeded 5th for Wimbledon... Find Out His Possible Quarterfinals Opponent

  Rafael Nadal may face world No 1 Novak Djokovic, holder Roger Federer or favourite Andy Murray as early as the Wimbledon quarter-finals after he was seeded fifth for the grasscourt major on Wednesday.

Friday’s draw for the tournament begins at the All England Club on Monday. Nightmare await these top three seeds Djokovic, Murray and Federer should any of them end up being in the same quarter as 2008 and 2010 winner  and 'power-player' Rafa Nadal

Portuguese  tactician AVB rejects PSG offer to meet his £10 million buyout clause in the Spurs’ contract and pledge to significantly improve his salary

Tottenham launching bid for Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke.  22 year old Benteke scored 19 goals in 34 games this season helping Villa escape relegation. Arsenal Manchester City, Borussia Dortmund and Atletico Madrid are also monitoring his situation closely.

Mourinho is determined not to miss out on Vitesse Arnhem midfielder Marco van Ginkel. Chelsea bid of £6 million has been accepted by Vitesse for the Under21 Holland star, but he is yet to agree personal terms. Man United are also willing to offer £15 million for the youngster.

Abramovich is also planning bid for three of Spain's brightest stars Thiago Alcantara, (Barcelona), winger Isco (Malaga) and Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata. United are also chasing Thiago, while Manchester City wants to land Isco.

 

Napoli reject Chelsea's €40m-plus-Torres bid for Cavani

 

John Obi Mikel ready to join Galatasaray after a £13 million bid.

"I'm very pleased with Galatasaray's offer”

"I asked Drogba for advice and he told me that Istanbul is a fantastic city, that Galatasaray is a huge club and that I have to make the move.

"I have played at Chelsea for a long time and it's now time for me to leave,” he said

 

Spain coach Vincente del Bosque admits tension between Real Madrid players Iker Casillas and Alvaro Arbeloa. The duo fell out over Arbeloa's public support of Mourinho.

 Liverpool legend Graeme Souness believes David Moyes needs to win on his home debut for against Chelsea on August 24 or there will be a lot of pressure on the new Old Trafford boss.

"As a manager, when you get the fixtures, you want to win your first game and get off to a good start. But the second game they play, Chelsea at home, that's the one he knows he must win"

Gunners legend Ray Parlour urges Wenger to spend €116m on Rooney, Higuain and Fellaini in order to be a threat next season.

Chelsea defender David Luiz breaks nose during Brazil victory over Mexico last night

Read Full Text! Dame Patience Jonathan commiserates with Asiwaju Bola Tinubu on death of mother

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Sports Update On Transfer, Your Favourite Players And Club

Lionel Messi face up to £20m to avoid prison term over suspected tax fraud.  Reports in Spain say the Barca forward and his dad Jorge are being investigated for suspicion of £3.4million tax fraud in Spain between 2007 to 2009. He faces up to 6 years in jail if convicted but could be option to pay fines 6 times the amount allegedly defrauded. Messi strongly denied doing anything wrong.

Meanwhile, Barca legend Johan Cruyff foresees problems between Neymar and Messi saying they could turn to rivals both on and off the pitch.

"It is not so much the guys, but also not just a personal relationship. There's Nike and Adidas. Thinking a little further, you see the problems that can come, but I hope not.

"Among them, at the least is the possibility of a personality conflict, but then there are the contracts to follow."

Liverpool are now ready to listen to offers from Real Madrid for their wantaway striker Luiz Suarez but have made clear they will not budge a penny below the £40million clause in the Uruguayan’s contract but have identified the top scorer at this summer’s European Under-21 ­Championship Alvaro Morata in player plus cash makeweight deal. 

Arsenal set to offer £22million for 25 year old Real Madrid striker Gonzalo Higuain this week. This come as the player has privately agreed terms with the Gunners.

Jose Mourinho told to cough out £38million if he wants  Nemanja Matic return to Chelsea from Benfica. Chelsea had in 2011 sent Matic and £21m to Benfica for Brazilian ace David

Manchester United boss David Moyes is refusing to give up on £40m-rated Fabregas maintaining a stand he to wait over the summer before trying to land another big name.

Real Madrid to break the bank to keep Cristiano Ronaldo away from Manchester United. The bumper package would leave Manchester United having to come up with a package worth £380,000 a week to come close to making an offer to rival Real.

 Real Madrid could announce the appointment of Carlo Ancelotti as new coach sometime today following general manager Jose Angel Sanchez, 3 days visit to Qatar to negotiate Ancelotti’s release from his PSG contract. Ancelotti asked Perez to sign Juventus midfielder Arturo Vidal and Napoli striker Edinson Cavani once move is complete.

Manchester City baulked at meeting Edin Cavani's €63m buyout clause but are offering €40m plus Edin Dzeko in exchange or pay Napoli €55m in a straight cash deal. Cavani favours a move to Real Madrid.

PSG stepped up talks with Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas by offering to buy him Gareth Bale. 35-year-old AVB turned down first approach from the Qatari-owned club to move to the French capital club next season. They also have Chelsea defender David Luiz in the shopping list.

Chelsea defender David Luiz admits pumping Brazil teammates for information about PSG who are rivaling Barcelona for the defender.

"I'm talking about PSG and their new project with my Brazilian teammates. The club has done a good job in the French championship, there are very good players like Lucas, Thiago Silva, Maxwell, Motta... And I speak only of the Brazilians, there are plenty of other good players.”

20 Richest Rappers In The World Named Here! Check Out!!

Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money. Dolla, dolla bill y'all!

- Wu-Tang's famous song "C.R.E.A.M."

1. Diddy – Net Worth: $580 million (upped $80 million)

Diddy dominates how to make money from music over Jay-Z. His net worth increased by $80 million to $580 million which he owes largely to the growth of his Ciroc brand Vodka than his vocals. The Ciroc brand valued at over $1 billion continues to soar in popularity garnering an estimated $20 million cash to boost Diddy's pocket.

2. Jay-Z – Net Worth: $500 million (upped $25 million)

 

His 10-year "360″ deal with Live Nation sees him expand. His purchase of minority in stake in NBA’s Brooklyn Nets, as well as their arena Barclay Center expanded his empire into the sports world.

Recall that the rapper who had the leading net worth increase last year has not released an album of his own in over 10 years. That’s Dr. Dre! He took home mind-boggling $100 million last year from the sale, and later the repurchase of his namesake headphone company - "Beats By Dre". He co-founded "Beats Electronics" with business guru Jimmy Iovine in 2006, and later sold their 50% to Taiwan electronics corporation HTC for $300 million. Dre made pre-tax tow valued at $150-$175. In August 2012 Iovine and Dre again landed a deal to repurchase 25% of the company from HTC for $150 million raising them to 75% interest. Beats By Dre leads in headphone market share and made about $500 million in revenue last year.

Bryan "Birdman" Williams pocketed $35 million last year owing to the fiery rise of his Cash Money Records label boasting diverse directory of songs and roster of artists including Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, One Direction, Tyga, Bow Wow, Busta Rhymes, DJ Khaled, Mystikal and even Limp Bizkit.

World Richest Rapper List In 2013:

1. Diddy – Net Worth: $580 million (up $80 million)

2. Jay-Z – Net Worth: $500 million (up $25 million)

3. Dr. Dre – Net Worth: $360 million (up $100 million)

4. Master P – Net Worth: $350 million (no change)

5. 50 Cent – Net Worth: $260 million (up $10 million)

6. Birdman – Net Worth: $150 million (up $35 million)

7. Eminem – Net Worth: $140 million (up $20 million)

8. Snoop Dogg – Net Worth: $130 million (up $10 million)

9. Ice Cube – Net Worth: $120 million (up $20 million)

10. Lil Wayne – Net Worth: $110 million (up $15 million)

11. Kanye West – Net Worth: $100 million (up $10 million)

12. LL Cool J – Net Worth: $85 million (up $5 million)

13. Timbaland – Net Worth: $80 million (up $5 million)

14. Pharrell Williams – Net Worth: $80 million (up $2.5 million)

15. Akon – Net Worth: $80 million (up $2.5 million)

16. Beastie Boys - $75 million each (no change)

17. Ludacris – Net Worth: $75 million (up $5 million)

18. Busta Rhymes – Net Worth: $65 million (up $5 million)

19. Nelly – Net Worth: $60 million (no change)

20. T.I. – Net Worth: $40 million (up $10 million)

 

Honourable Mentions...!

21. Big Boi – Net Worth: $40 million (no change)

22. T-Pain – Net Worth: $35 million (up $5 million)

23. Ice-T – Net Worth: $35 million (up $5 million)

24. Drake – Net Worth: $30 million (up $5 million)

25. Rick Ross – Net Worth: $28 million (up $3 million)

26. Nicki Minaj – Net Worth $25 million (up $5 million)